February 2012
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I WILL PAY YOU TO LIKE ME
Feb 25th
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patstansik: “I love being alone. I don’t need other people to have fun.” -Me, as I check my phone every three minutes to see if anyone has texted me
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Listenweasleykingofthebr0zone: darklighters: A guy...
Feb 24th
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Frown-y Face Friday
I ordered stuff from Amazon last week and only one of the items I ordered showed up. The other one is listed as “delivered” as of yesterday, but I haven’t seen a damn thing. I just burned the tips of my two middle fingers because I baked two different kinds of cupcakes in one pan and needed to take the done ones out and let the rest finish baking. Typing with 5 fingers instead...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Tumblr community: Everyone is beautiful!
Tumblr community: Unless you're skinny
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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once you press the follow button you sign an implicit contractual obligation to love me unconditionally even the bad text posts 
Feb 23rd
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someone: -follows me-
me: are you sure
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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What’s with all the religious hating going on on my dash? No, I’m not religious, but I don’t understand why people feel the need to keep talking about how they think religion is wrong or stupid. You deserve to feel the way you do without having anyone mock you or pretend to be superior just like anyone else. I can’t stand seeing anyone’s beliefs being stepped on...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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diagnonsense: i don’t get how i can text someone back right after they text me and then they respond an hour later what did you do throw your phone out the window immediately after you texted me????
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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dallydoll replied to your audio post: Can anyone tell me the name of the instrument… A guiro? westsachistoricalsociet… OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! This was bothering me at 3 o’clock this morning.
Feb 20th
cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips: does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Saturday Stories
Once, I was having lunch with my then boyfriend and I had gone to the bathroom. When I came back to the table, I noticed his collar was funky so I decided to fix it. This turned out to be a mistake since his neck was the most ticklish part of his body and he flipped out and punched me in the face. He felt so bad and was like ‘I thought you were some random person!’ Um why would you...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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