February 2012
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I WILL PAY YOU TO LIKE ME
patstansik:
“I love being alone. I don’t need other people to have fun.” -Me, as I check my phone every three minutes to see if anyone has texted me
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Frown-y Face Friday
I ordered stuff from Amazon last week and only one of the items I ordered showed up. The other one is listed as “delivered” as of yesterday, but I haven’t seen a damn thing.
I just burned the tips of my two middle fingers because I baked two different kinds of cupcakes in one pan and needed to take the done ones out and let the rest finish baking. Typing with 5 fingers instead...
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Tumblr community: Everyone is beautiful!
Tumblr community: Unless you're skinny
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
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once you press the follow button you sign an implicit contractual obligation to love me unconditionally even the bad text posts
someone: -follows me-
me: are you sure
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What’s with all the religious hating going on on my dash? No, I’m not religious, but I don’t understand why people feel the need to keep talking about how they think religion is wrong or stupid. You deserve to feel the way you do without having anyone mock you or pretend to be superior just like anyone else. I can’t stand seeing anyone’s beliefs being stepped on...
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diagnonsense:
i don’t get how i can text someone back right after they text me
and then they respond an hour later
what did you do throw your phone out the window immediately after you texted me????
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dallydoll replied to your audio post: Can anyone tell me the name of the instrument…
A guiro? westsachistoricalsociet…
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH! This was bothering me at 3 o’clock this morning.
cosmo tip #181
expertcosmotips:
does he think you’re ugly? cut your entire face off
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Saturday Stories
Once, I was having lunch with my then boyfriend and I had gone to the bathroom. When I came back to the table, I noticed his collar was funky so I decided to fix it. This turned out to be a mistake since his neck was the most ticklish part of his body and he flipped out and punched me in the face. He felt so bad and was like ‘I thought you were some random person!’
Um why would you...
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